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Sunday, June 11, 20061150053300
Free Kosovo, Free Beer: A tdaxp Fatwa
The feared freedom fighter, tdaxp al Mujahid, read Chirol's post on the coming European microstates with interest. tdaxp al-Mujahid thus chose to ally with the British and Americans, and demand liberation and independence for the proud Kosovar people. "We are all Albanians!" tdaxp shouted to the camera, as his demands prepare to travel the blogospheric info-waves:
However, tdaxp al-Mujahid knew this must be done peacefully...
The Holy Warrior threatened with death any who would achieve their ends with violence and weapons, such as the dead dog Abu Musab Zarqawi
The humble pilgrim emphasized his words with additional weaponry
Exhausted from a hard day of fawtaing, tdaxp turned on the television:
And saw the most beautiful, devout anchorette this (or any other) side of Paradise, Mujahidah al-tdaxp, issuing a similar fatwa on Fatwa TV! What luck!
"Free Kosovo! Free Berry Weise!" the freedom fightress shouted. Thus two causes were joined.
Free Kosovo! Free Beer! Inshallah!
14:15 Posted by Dan tdaxp in Humor | Permalink | Comments (5) | Email this
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around the glasses of the male in these pictures is skin whiter even than the fabric of his keffiyeh ;-)
Posted by: Sean | Sunday, June 11, 2006
In China, several girls told me "you have skin whiter than man." (In Zhongguo, fair skin is seen is prettily feminine.) "In American English, the Western race is called 'whites'" I would explain.
(tdaxp al mujahid would have simply claimed he was circassian, but that didn't work out too well for T.E. Lawrence...)
Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Sunday, June 11, 2006
tdaxp al-Mujahid is the whitest mujahideen I have seen in my life. I might be wrong, but judging from the visible skin he looks more Chechnyan than Albanian. Nice guns, BTW.
Posted by: Sonny | Monday, June 12, 2006
You are just a pigeon with no balls, you act like you are soldiers, but you are just a kid. Go drink milk peasant, you will get own be Serbs, and you call your self a Mujahidah, look what Israel is doing to those like you. And I support them because they kill stupid bastards like you.
Posted by: JSO | Sunday, April 01, 2007
JSO,
I happen to enjoy milk a great deal. When you go to the supermarket in Yonkers, New York, do you get 2% or skim?
Sonny,
Many thanks! :-)
Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Sunday, April 01, 2007