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"Confusionists Claim Responsibility For Toronto Air Fire," by PopeBenedictXVI, Cyber-Pope, 3 August 2005, http://cyber-pope.blogspot.com/2005/08/confusionists-claim-responsibility-for.html.

"FAA: 'More than half do will you?'," by Mark Cross, I'm So Here Blog, 4 August 2005, http://www.soiblog.com/home/2005/08/faa_more_than_h.html.

Finally, a statement for the monsters responsible for this attack on the Air France flight

In the name of Bunkum, the merciful, the compassionate, may peace be upon the cheerful one and undaunted fighter, Prophet Cyber-Pope, God's peace be upon him.

Confusionists: Rejoice! Rejoice for it is time to take revenge against the Canadian government in retaliation for its support of the Belgian Infidels who refuse to hand over 800,000 Confusionists being detained in Belgian labour camps. The heroic Confusionist warriors have carried out a blessed raid in Toronto. Canada is now burning with quite a lot of fear, some terror and a little panic in its northern, southern, eastern, and western quarters - and those feelings will eventually cross over to their Belgian allies.

We repeatedly forgot to warn the Canadian Government and people, but anyway, we have carried out our blessed military raid on a French plane in Canada after our brave warriors exerted strenuous efforts over a long period of time to ensure the success of the raid.

We continue to warn the governments of all the anti-Confusionist governments that they will be punished in the same way if they do not pressure the Beligian Government to meet our demands. He who warns is excused.

When boarding a plane, count the number of times you hear the flight attendant utter the phrase “Oh my God. Oh my God we’re going to die.” while passengers are still boarding. Often overlooked this is a good indicator that the flight could be a risky one. This would be a good time to disembark and take a layover.

Fuckin Canooks