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Thursday, July 21, 20051121965800

You Can't Handle the Truth

This is too funny:
 
Son, we live in a world that has powerpoint. And those slides need to be produced by men with oak leafs. Who's gonna do it? You? You with a star? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for my briefings and you curse my formatting. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that my briefings, while drawn out, probably save lives. . . You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at meetings, you want my presentations. You need my presentations. We use words like diagram gallery, paste special, clipboard . . . we use these words as the backbone of a job spent briefing something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain why I formatted an object to a man who briefs and gets promoted by the very presentation I make, then questions the way in which I format it! I'd rather you just said Thank You and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you make your own slide, and give the briefing. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think the slide should say.
 
 
Posted by Phil

12:10 Posted by Dan tdaxp | Permalink | Comments (7) | Email this | Tags: phil

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LOL! I think I remember the exact same paragraph in The Pentagon's New Map... :)

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Thursday, July 21, 2005

I found it at the newsletter for Blackwater USA one of the private security contractor organizations that employs a lot of ex-special ops guys. At their main site I found this interesting description of their operation. Note the last sentence; on the website it is in bold:

BLACKWATER USA IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE PRIVATE MILITARY COMPANY IN THE WORLD.

We have established a global presence and provide training and tactical solutions for the 21st century in support of security and peace, and freedom and democracy everywhere.

We customize and execute solutions for our clients to help keep them at the level of readiness required to meet today's law enforcement, homeland security, and national and global security challenges. We continually prove to be more efficient and effective than conventionally managed forces.

Our customers include local, state, and federal law enforcement agencies, the Department of Defense, Department of State, and Department of Homeland Security, multi-national corporations, and friendly nations from around the world.

Blackwater is the solution to 4th generation warfare (4GW).

http://www.blackwaterusa.com/

So they are conscious of and selling themselves as a player in 4GW. I'm curious to hear their sales pitch and their ideas on dealing with 4GW threats.

Posted by: phil | Thursday, July 21, 2005

It's nice to see that even "private security contracts" use buzzwords. I think "4GW" for the pscs is like "grid" or "solution" to a major software provider.

A PSC would seem pretty useless in the "Back half" of a 4GW, which obviously is a domain of the "contracting" government.

PSCs would excelt in fast-decision-cycles, as they are less constrianed by bureaucracy, and physcially Isolating the enemy.

I wonder how for one could go to outsourcing an entire war -- the entire five-step penetrate-isolate-subvert-reorient-reharmonize process?

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Thursday, July 21, 2005

Keep in mind that Blackwater does not conduct offensive operations. They fire only when fired upon. They have the same skill set as our military forces and use their training to teach the military forces of other friendly governments. With the backing of our government resources they can help influence foreign policy without people claiming we are forcing our military might on country X. They can also work for private corporations to help stabilize a foreign government or offer stability in a region to keep supply lines open all without the involvement of the state department.

Posted by: Joel Helgeson | Sunday, July 29, 2007

Joel,

You're right that Blackwater's role is pretty limited right now. I hope that changes [1,2].

[1] http://tdaxp.blogspirit.com/archive/2005/12/23/embracing-defeat-part-iv-embracing-victory.html
[2] http://tdaxp.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/07/describing-the-military-industrial-sysadmin-complex-how-we-w.html

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Sunday, July 29, 2007

I can see it changing as the role and capability of gathering field intel has changed. The Government intelligence agencies and their vertical towers of information hoarding can't hold a candle to the lateral connections available today. Who needs gov't intel when you have "Google"?

Operating outside the thumb of the State Department has its advantages. Blackwater et. al. offers huge advantages, especially when getting foreign executives in front of Iraqi officials to structure deals that will help rebuild the economy, working in conjunction with the military who is rebuilding infrastructure and training police forces, launching offensive ops, etc.

I'll be posting a blog post soon on my irritation with intel services.

Posted by: Joel Helgeson | Monday, July 30, 2007

Joel,

I'm looking forward to the launch of your blog!!!

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Monday, July 30, 2007

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