tdaxp

And to think... early on you were scared at the idea of me expanding my personal arsenal to include an AK-47... wishing that the 2nd amendment be appended to explicitly ban my right to bare arms... aren’t you glad you didn’t make good on your threats?

Posted by: Brendan | Saturday, July 09, 2005

Now that we've seen the "short" - when does the feature length come out! ;-D

Posted by: chrys | Saturday, July 09, 2005

Well, I did play androids 1 through 20 in "Don't Get Dead 3: Don't Get Dead Ever Again"... :)

Posted by: Dan | Saturday, July 09, 2005

Someone has way too much time on their hands...

Posted by: People's Dan | Saturday, July 09, 2005

don't play with mujahid.. Allah with us.. we will find u ..

Posted by: azman | Monday, October 03, 2005

Is that a death threat? Certainly not the first one that Allah willed... you're #3 (though not over this post).

The FBI was involved with the others, oh visitor from south-east-asia / oceania

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Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Monday, October 03, 2005

what a loser man,if you wanted to fight real mujhaids u'd be dead by now.get a life u wimp

Posted by: mujahidah | Thursday, October 06, 2005

Mujahidah baby,

Thanks for not calling me a chickenhawk. It's oddly exciting to be called a wimp by a holy warrioress ;)

Ciao

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Thursday, October 06, 2005

Hi Dan,
You just PISRRed the enemy. But then you probably know that. These images are your attempt to Subvert-Reorient-Reharmonize and maybe even to Isolate the enemy.
Implicit laws form and maintain an organization. With a terrorist organization such as Al Qaeda these laws take the form of pictures or, in other words, images inside the head. These images so far include a tall Arab calmly telling the world how he is going to strike and destroy the greatest powers in the world. They show the destruction of symbols of that power taken of the WTC on 9/11. They maintain these images with pictures of burnt out cars and craters. These images are also maintained by videos of suicide bombers before they attack, IED’s going off and any other successful acts attributed to the Al Qaeda organization. The need for these images is so important that if you were to replace the image of the burning constitution on your blog with a terrorist holding a bunny rabbit, or some other offensive image, my guess is your site, if not you personally, would suffer a vertical attack of some kind. Al Qaeda could not afford to have this kind of image of themselves, if your blog still is as relevant as you said it once was.
The OODA loop of this kind of organization is unlike any other. For one thing it is very slow. For another, instead of looping back to Orientation, Al Qaeda loops theirs back to Observation. They only have to go through the Orientation strategy as they Decide and carry out the Act. Because the image of the Act is so important, failure cannot be tolerated. That is one reason they like car bombs so well. Not only does it create an image that lasts inside the heads of the communities and families of the car bombers, but also they are highly successful. Because this organization practices such an old form of warfare, I call this type of warfare Zero Generation Warfare (ZGW). It gets its strength from its simplicity. It doesn’t need a lot of dogma, simply a successful plan that will produce an image that will give its members a feeling of importance or belonging. When this type of organization becomes too successful and the acts are seen not to be important, the organization simply disappears.

Posted by: Larry | Thursday, October 13, 2005

Next Episdoe should have Dan Abu Td'axp becoming a matyr, meeting Muhhammad (shown in the shot) in Heaven, and having a huge drinking party with Fatima!

Posted by: Catholicgauze | Thursday, October 13, 2005

Larry,

That's a lot to think about -- and definitely a different tenor of comment from most in this thread. I'll promote it. I need time to think about it, too.

Catholicgauze,

Don't forget the hotdogs. Or if it's Friday we could have steak, too :)

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Thursday, October 13, 2005

fuck you bastat
fack you

fack you

Posted by: hamed | Thursday, December 08, 2005

Because of these horrible remarks; all Islamists in Mecca may not recieve communion!

-Catholicgauze
Bishop-waiting nomination of Mecca and Archbishop-waiting nomination of Canterbury

Posted by: Catholicgauze | Friday, December 09, 2005

Bishop Catholicgauze also issues a bull calling for more Islamist humor. Because these people are too glum.

Posted by: Catholicgauze | Friday, December 09, 2005

Be careful what you wish for, Catholicgauze:

'A man dashes into the Pope's office, panting, gasping, and trying to speak all at once.
"What's the matter?" the Pope asks, offering the man a seat.
"Oh your Grace!" the man exclaims, flopping on the chair. "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to ehar first?"
"Give me the good news," the Pope says.
"Oh your Grace! JESUS is on the phone and he wants to speak to you!" the panting man exclaims.
"Praise the Lord!" the jublilant Pope replies, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
"Your Grace, he's calling form Makkah!"'

http://www.beliefnet.com/boards/message_list.asp?boardID=770&discussionID=659

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Friday, December 09, 2005

haha im muslim and i know that you're probably just kidding bout stuff like these .. just keeping it real ..

Posted by: firdaus | Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Firdaus,

Thanks. I think we have similar types of humor. [1]

PS: That's a heavenly nick. ;-)

http://tdaxp.blogspirit.com/archive/2006/01/31/sam-alito-omni-sub-papa.html

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Wednesday, June 28, 2006

hahahaha ;). that's very funny.

Posted by: Apollo | Wednesday, July 05, 2006

You are not a real Mujahid.Ass hole you are drinking.

Posted by: Zaheer Mujahid | Friday, August 10, 2007

I'm criticized for implying that mujahideen drink, but not for implying that mujahideen take hostages?

Are your priorities in the right place, Zaheer?

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Friday, August 10, 2007

I think it's an affront to the Leinenkugal Brewery that Honey Weiss should be associated with such banal activity. Thou risk banishment from the Leinie Lodge!!

Posted by: deichmans | Friday, August 10, 2007

your own poison will kill you soon! insha'Allah...

Posted by: Ahmad Mujaheed | Saturday, September 15, 2007

Ahmad the holy warrior, may God grant faith and hope and love -- most importantly love -- to you, and may His grace shine on you.

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Saturday, September 15, 2007

You tel him Ahmad! The Jihad against the infidel car of TDAXP was just Allah's first step of glorious retribution!



Abu Purpleslog

Posted by: Abu PurpleSlog | Saturday, September 15, 2007

Or was it merely a Zionist conspiracy, designed to turn true holy-strivers against each other???

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Saturday, September 15, 2007

Oh..me brain hurt...is this the work of the Zionist or the will of Allah? I must head back to my Madrassa for further instruction and some sweet sweet goat loving.

Posted by: Abu PurpleSlog | Saturday, September 15, 2007

Perhaps the work of the Zionists is the will of Allah, as only a mountain raised by Allah may be torn down by his slaves???

Posted by: Dan tdaxp | Saturday, September 15, 2007

Careful guys, or you'll miss out on the 72 Virginians....

Posted by: Curtis Gale Weeks | Saturday, September 15, 2007